What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:36

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Astronomers discovered the biggest black hole jet ever seen, the size of three Milky Ways - Earth.com

So, the docs changed it to read

So they tried

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Concerns About the US Economy Continue to Grow While Its Forecasts Shrink - splinter.com

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

The #1 High-Protein Snack for Better Blood Sugar, According to a Dietitian - EatingWell

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

Everyone loved it.

Tesla Moves To Block City Of Austin From Releasing Robotaxi Information - CleanTechnica

Nuts and Butts

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Texas Tech ends Oklahoma's 4-year run as Women's College World Series champ with walk-off 3-2 win - AP News

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

2025 NHL Draft: Reactions to the Penguins stocking up the cabinets in a big way - PensBurgh

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Street Fighter Cast Finds Its Dan Hibiki for Live-Action Movie - SuperHeroHype

Still no good.

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

Why does my narcissistic ex told me that he f*cked and sleep with other woman and then at the end says that it also happened because of me?

Just Forget it!

Loons and Moons

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Deion Sanders is home in Texas dealing with an unspecified health issue - NBC Sports

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good

Does meth make women super horny like it does men?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

Minds and Behinds

Mom of 2 Sons with Autism Has Limbs Amputated After Flesh-Eating Disease: 'I Can't Take Care of My Children’ - AOL.com

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way