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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:36

Thumbs down again.
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
So, the docs changed it to read
So they tried
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.
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Nuts and Butts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
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Still no good.
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
Loons and Moons
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way